Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining X to Chu Beng's son,
Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you
dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy X more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone
come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray
ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have s** when she is having
her menses ?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh
?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when
they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not ?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn
.......... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit
?? Stupid lah !!
Aloy : Wah ....... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say
Batam and now,
the whole world!" also ah!!!
Subject: PCK 
Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:45 am
